A barn burner Bragging rights A can of corn Get your head in the game He is automatic Coast to coast His mouth is writing checks his body can't cash It's a game of inches
How about aging?
Long in the tooth Old as dirt Over the hill As fine as wine
A lot has happened since we were kids at Makowskys. Don't think so, think again!
1970 : Long hair 2007 : Longing for hair
1970: KEG 2007: EKG
1970 : Acid rock 2007: Acid reflux
1970 : Moving to California because it's cool 2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1970 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1970 : Seeds and stems 2007: Roughage
1970 : Hoping for a BMW 2007: Hoping for a BM
1970 : Going to a new, hip joint 2007: Receiving a new hip joint
1970 : Rolling Stones 2007: Kidney Stones
1970 : Being called into the principal's office ! 2007 : Calling the principal's office
1970 : Screw the system 2007: Upgrade the system
1970 : Disco 2007: Costco
1970 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1970 : Passing the drivers' test 2007: Passing the vision test
1970 : Whatever 2007 : Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "de plane, Boss, de plane."
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
This one , often abused and meant to describe the reaction to someones' poor behavior has a different meaning in this example:
Ellen & I went to the annual concert at our local park. Most of the acts are from our 'generation' and era. There must have been 4000 people like us 'chillin' in the park. We hung out with a group of people we know (beach chairs, coolers and All). Years ago we would have been have passin' around various aromatic goodies (lol), but on this night people were passing around bug spray, home baked cookies and subs. Times have changed. PS - the show was good.
Yo ..Kup , I still remember the lyrics. Takes balls to get on stage at 60 and still perform.
10 Comments:
At 2/28/2007 10:37 PM ,
Mitch said...
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At 2/28/2007 10:50 PM ,
Mitch said...
How many sports cliche's can you think of?
A barn burner
Bragging rights
A can of corn
Get your head in the game
He is automatic
Coast to coast
His mouth is writing checks his body can't cash
It's a game of inches
How about aging?
Long in the tooth
Old as dirt
Over the hill
As fine as wine
At 3/01/2007 10:25 AM ,
Bob Hutt said...
A lot has happened since we were kids at Makowskys. Don't think so, think again!
1970 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair
1970: KEG
2007: EKG
1970 : Acid rock
2007: Acid reflux
1970 : Moving to California because it's cool
2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1970 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1970 : Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage
1970 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM
1970 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint
1970 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones
1970 : Being called into the principal's office !
2007 : Calling the principal's office
1970 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system
1970 : Disco
2007: Costco
1970 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1970 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test
1970 : Whatever
2007 : Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "de plane, Boss, de plane."
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
At 3/01/2007 10:50 AM ,
augie said...
As Mose Alison says: "Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime"
At 3/01/2007 8:24 PM ,
Rob said...
Youth is wasted on the Young
Driving on a parkway , parking on a driveway
Or , how about these pick up lines from the 70s .....
"Is it hot in here ? or is that you?
or
"I'm calling my attorney , you've just stole my heart"
At 3/04/2007 8:31 PM ,
Rob said...
"What comes around , goes around"
This one , often abused and meant to describe the reaction to someones' poor behavior has a different meaning in this example:
Ellen & I went to the annual concert at our local park. Most of the acts are from our 'generation' and era. There must have been 4000 people like us 'chillin' in the park. We hung out with a group of people we know (beach chairs, coolers and All). Years ago we would have been have passin' around various aromatic goodies (lol), but on this night people were passing around bug spray, home baked cookies and subs. Times have changed. PS - the show was good.
Yo ..Kup , I still remember the lyrics. Takes balls to get on stage at 60 and still perform.
At 3/11/2007 6:19 PM ,
Rob said...
Just in the 'nick' of time.
Whats a nick ?
At 3/19/2007 8:51 PM ,
Rob said...
Jack , Just your basic group of Baby Boomers chillin under the cool Florida stars.
Instead of driving up in VW vans or Chevy SSs , there were BMWS , Suvs and Lexuses. (we have a Toyota)
Insteady of having massive bottles of Almaden wine , they had Robert Mondavi. Instead of Jeans ,,,, well some things just don't change.
Instead of junk and snacks , people had coolers filled with subs , salads and fresh backed cookies (I swear)
At 3/27/2007 6:56 AM ,
Mitch said...
Hey Susie...
Rod Stewart also recorded this song but I think it was written by Cat Stevens?
"Father & Son"
but I also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...lol
At 3/27/2007 9:21 AM ,
Jodi said...
I love that song..Hi Suzi missed you.
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